The world's first at-home penis exercise kit.
Do you have a skinny, limp penis? Does your penis look like it's been skipping leg day? Are you sick and tired of your penis looking sick and tired?
Fret not! Our Peckerciser has been scientifically designed to pump up your pecker like never before. The days of a frail, weak looking penis are soon to be behind you. Our complete kit comes with a 1-inch Mini Flashlight and Peckerciser - Simply utilize the included flashlight to find your hidden, disheveled pecker; place the Peckerciser over the tip of your penis and clench your butt cheeks tightly to initiate "lift". Start with high reps, low weight and be careful to avoid over training. If you're experiencing dizziness or sore testicles be sure to discontinue use IMMEDIATELY.
What they've said about us
Read how the Peckerciser has changed lives from around the world.
“I have tried pills. Vacuums, sweat lodges, tantric yoga. I've tried stretching out my mini-me with a tiny breaking wheel--all to no avail except for immense discomfort and heartbreaking disappointment. The Peckerciser worked great for my needs.”Ray JacksonStructural Engineer
“Every night I go to bed cursing our callous, indifferent God for blessing some men with girth and confidence while the rest of us are left flaccid and weeping in the shadows. That is, until now. This exercise kit helped give me the confidence of a man twice my size.”Sam Murray Lead Architect
“Very funny present for a friend. My friend laughed when he opened it and said it would be used daily. There were no issues with this product.”Alice JohnsonWriter at ThemeNectar
“I bought this as my friend was into his exercise and had no clue what to get him. This was funny and suited him to a T, now he can say he definitely does a FULL body workout. Joke was well received, would buy again for other friends.”Jake SmithSalient Corp
Provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them the Peckercise for only $9.99.
Perfect surprise for Tim, the guy from work who overcompensates for everything. This is for Austin, the douche bag man with the jacked-up truck. Great idea for that friend with the unexplainable jealousy and rage. Send it to James, the guy who is obsessed with his appearance. Or perhaps you just want to fuck up someones day.