One bite of Unicorn Poop, and you’ll be wondering why you never put poop on a plate before!

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Why The Obsession With Unicorns?

 

Man opening an envelope full of glitter with an expression of excitementBeing a former barista, there’s nothing we hated more than those horrible Unicorn Frappuccinos and lattes. We had unicorn crap all in our hair and on our nose. We have never been so stressed out in our entire lives. There’s not one second that went by that our hands were not completely sticky.

That experience has given birth to the most mystical, surprising tasting, brightest cookie the world has ever seen that is made with Unicorn feces. Send this to your friend or that heavy set kid from down the street. Torture them with Unicorn poop that’ll leave crumbs everywhere and rainbow dust all over their body. This Unicorn Poop also includes a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this rainbow gift.

FAQ

Yes, we have all the answers to your Unicorn questions.

Is this for real?

Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it.

How does it work?

Click the buy button. Decide whose day you want to ruin & then enter their address.

What happens after I give you my money?

We’ll vomit up a tonne of glitter & put it in an envelope with your recipients address on the front of it. We’ll also include a note telling them how awful they are which will be folded within.

Is this for real?

Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it.

How does it work?

Click the buy button. Decide whose day you want to ruin & then enter their address.

What happens after I give you my money?

We’ll vomit up a tonne of glitter & put it in an envelope with your recipients address on the front of it. We’ll also include a note telling them how awful they are which will be folded within.

Is this for real?

Yes, you fucking idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this shit hole of a website up to not get paid for it.

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