Why The Obsession With Unicorns?
Being a former barista, there’s nothing we hated more than those horrible Unicorn Frappuccinos and lattes. We had unicorn crap all in our hair and on our nose. We have never been so stressed out in our entire lives. There’s not one second that went by that our hands were not completely sticky.
That experience has given birth to the most mystical, surprising tasting, brightest cookie the world has ever seen that is made with Unicorn feces. Send this to your friend or that heavy set kid from down the street. Torture them with Unicorn poop that’ll leave crumbs everywhere and rainbow dust all over their body. This Unicorn Poop also includes a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this rainbow gift.